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Muttonchop Commuter

from Fictional Syntax by Crotchthrottle

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Every morning, as I drove to work, I'd scan for him at the bus stop. And without fail, there he'd be. Standing there with his muttonchops. Huge, bushy muttonchops, each one reaching about a foot out from his cheek, intruding on the personal space of the other commuters milling about, trying to find a spot to stand without getting too close to his whiskers. Man, I miss that guy. I wonder where he is now.

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from Fictional Syntax, released May 8, 2013

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Born from the foam atop crashing ocean waves and mysterious vapors seeping up through radioactive craters, Crotchthrottle records fake music composed by fictional people. Live performances are unlikely, but not out of the question, and may in fact be going on right now (behind you). ... more

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